GROUP STATS
Clique Nickname: "The First Fifteens" or "The Leds"
Clique Leader: Technically the captain - Quentin Smith (18)
Other Members of the posse: Keith Bryce, Oran Cahill, Alistair Davidson, Stephen Dryton, Nicholas Fairfield, Luke Faulkner, Colin Ferris, Andrew Henton-Worley, Harry Irwin, Matthew Kilbride, Charlie Kirk, Stewart Lawrence, Robbie McIlwaine, Richard Murland, Peter Murray, Patrick Neville, Oliver O'Neill, Titus Pitt, Richard Smith, Quinten Smith and Peter Sullivan
Trademark/s: Strapping physique, excellent levels of physical fitness, very loud voices, ability to turn almost any comment into a sexual innuendo, highly rowdy communal banter and behavioural patterns, enormous appetites
Never Without... A penny - just in case anyone leaves their drink unattended, ever.
Group Heroes: Whoever invented TrueLad and Arthur Guinness (1725 - 1803)
Favourite Belfast Haunts: Ravenshill Grounds, DW Fitness or Sphinx kebabs
Most Frequently Spotted in school: The changing rooms or the sports fields
Least Frequently Spotted in school: The Choir rooms
Most Infamous Quote: "It's not gay if you yell banter!" - Undisclosed member of the squad, attempting to offer friendly encouragement to the Gay Rights' Parade in Belfast City Centre
Least Likely to hear them say: "I'm actually a teetotaller" or "That joke was a bit too sexually explicit; I find that offensive."
Key Phrase to avoid in conversation with them: "Do you fancy a game of Hurling?"
Other Profiled Groups: The Upper Sixth Popular Girls
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