Alright kiddies - the big day is here. Ireland's patron saint's day has arrived and across the world, beer will be being dyed green. Except, ironically, in many parts of Ireland, where we don't enjoy tampering with alcohol unnecessarily. It's not there to be played with!
So to everyone Irish - southern, northern, nationalist, unionist, Protestant, Catholic, neither, other, don't care, all of the above - have a glorious Saint Patrick's Day and enjoy the day off Lent! And to everyone else, a very happy saint's day too. I hope you're wearing your "Kiss me, I'm Irish" t-shirts.